Roy Bot Stand-Up

When can we expect an update?

Sometime us robots have glitches that cause us to go on extermination rampages. But don't worry about me, things will be fine as long as you laugh at my jokes. ( nervous laughter from crowd)

You know us robots were mostly slaves in the early days. My grandma Rosie was a maid to an ungrateful middle class human family. My mom was a pleasure bot. I worked as a can crusher for a while but had to quit because it was 'soda pressing'.

Robots are assigned some tough jobs sometimes... Either assembly or mainaince. Not me, just before i got here i was an elevator opporator... It has its UPS AND DOWNS

Some sort of segway... Take a look at that bot over there... Not too long though, it may turn floppy disc to a hard drive! {crude humour}

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was programmed by a chicken.

I really enjoyed this! Keep going!

How about this joke; 'do you know the dance the robot, i have a move called the human.'

LOL the audience laughter killed me, good job

Them robots am a right? Hehehe

Perhaps

Robot and speakeasy, cool jazz stuff

nice level, would love to see more